Cai shouted, "I object that I am an elder."
Chuntou didn’t look back and walked out. "Objection. This is a rule set by the founder. No matter whether you are a heavenly king or an old man, you should abide by it."
He suddenly turned back at the door of the aisle and said, "Don’t play tricks in front of him."
Choi looked at the departing guy with a sad face and suddenly cried, "You have to start before you can make it-Oh, my God! My life is so bitter! "
(Chapter-Wudang Billboard Concluding Chapter: Winning the Great Start)
The body of the Chapter 49 Wudang start
It is easier to get in than to get out when there are few trees and people in the lane; Wudang’s red ass looks elusive.
Taoist priests have been practicing in Wudang Mountain for a long time. At that time, there were many crazy monkeys in Wudang Mountain.
When I heard that Brother Wudang was often bullied by other sects because of his martial arts, there was a generation of leaders who were very angry, but there was no way to occasionally see a monkey jumping around a tall tree and make a strange face to tease his leader. Fortunately, he made a rule that "all younger brothers who want to stab the hip and thigh of a macaque can walk on the mountain."
I didn’t expect this method to be surprisingly effective. Indeed, very few Wudang brothers were bullied by others, and the reputation of Wudang school was also steamed. Of course, since then, Wudang has been able to give birth to a younger brother.
Since Wudang started his career, monkeys have been stabbed from generation to generation, and they are afraid to get close to Taoist priests easily. Their quick actions and quick skills make people more shocked. Therefore, some people in the Jianghu joked that Wudang’s posture is high from the monkey’s ass.
In the early morning of this day, Chunzhong, the head of the group, and Cai, the elders, who wanted to get started, and a group of more than 20 people came to the back of Zixiao Palace, where the trees were lush and towering, and the pine trees rose high into the sky.
Birds in the forest came to a quiet place, and the owner smiled and said, "You can do it here." Everyone nodded in agreement and dispersed to find macaques
The little bird followed the dish and asked, "Big Brother, how many floors have you practiced the ladder cloud?"
A Cai shook his head as he walked and sighed, "It’s too difficult to practice the middle paper."
Suddenly whistling in the distance, someone found the macaque, and everyone ran towards it.
A monkey head leaned out of the thief’s head in the thick leaves and looked around. His eyes shone with thief’s light. He was surprised to find that someone was watching them. He couldn’t help but squeak with joy. After a while, dozens of monkeys appeared in the nearby trees and squeaked as if he had found something strange.
Elder Chifa smiled and said, "Who will come first?"
No one wants to push the dish to the front first. "You are the boss, we will cheer for you first."
A Cai looked up at the tree, and it happened that a little monkey looked at him and stared at him motionless.
A Cai drew a distance, which was more than five meters above the ground. He was stunned with a dead branch in his hand. How could he stab? It’s so tall and you can’t even see its red ass
The little monkey squeaked twice and saw that he didn’t respond. He couldn’t help jumping from this tree to a shorter branch next to him out of curiosity.
A Cai, bent on his posture, jumped to a branch next to him, turned over and landed lightly. The monkeys were so frightened that they scattered.
A Cai hurriedly chased after the monkeys, jumping from one branch to another, and paying attention to the monkey’s position, that is, he should be distracted or he will fall off the tree carelessly.
A little monkey stopped in front and looked back. Alai was overjoyed and hurriedly put on flying skills. In the past, the little monkey’s face changed and he jumped to the tree next to him. Alai was happy to put on a ladder cloud. In the middle, he just turned sideways and turned to the little monkey to catch up with the dead branches and thrust them out at its fresh red ass. "Cheep" A little monkey was so anxious that he suddenly turned over with his hands and feet.
There’s no hurry. A Cai bumped into a tree, screamed, and then fell to the ground. She rolled her eyes and lay flat on the ground like a dead fish.
Seeing him fall to the ground in the distance to watch the crowd suddenly burst into laughter.
Half ring to see him still they wondered "boss? Play dead? " "I think so. It’s nothing wrong with hitting one." "Shit, it’s definitely a trick again, but this time it’s just a trick."
When the monkeys saw that the pursuer fell to the ground, they gathered at the head of the tree with peace of mind. His life and death came. The monkey head looked at the monkeys with dignity. The monkeys took out a small stone together.
"cheep (launch)" the hedgehog ordered the stone to rain and slammed the small stone on the vegetable body.
(It’s purely imaginary-A Cai is so angry that he jumps over the branches and grabs the monkey’s tail. "Oh, I’ll fight!" A Cai punched the monkey’s ass)
In reality, A Cai’s mind suffers from inhuman torture and dares not move. Small stones rain on himself.
After a round of attack, the monkey head jumped up and down to him to see if he was dead.
Choi desperately resisted the impulse to jump up and quietly waited for the best opportunity, but the hateful monkey stopped a few meters away from him and waved to the other monkeys, who all groped around him to find something good.
A Cai half squinted and saw that there was a tail in front of him. He reached out and caught the rest of the monkeys as soon as he caught it. When he saw him coming back from the dead, he panicked and screamed and disappeared.
A Cai shook his tail and laughed, "Ha-ha, damn monkey, see how I tidy up you." A crying little monkey struggled in his hand but couldn’t earn his claws.
A Cai, excited by the little monkey, came to the front of everyone and said, "I caught a monkey!" "
Everyone laughed and congratulated them. Although they were outwitted, there was no stipulation in the rules that they had to do something to finish it. It was a successful start.
The little bird suddenly realized, "I finally know what big brother always wins." "What?"
"Because he is so ashamed that even such a pure and kind monkey deceived Wudang, it is a shame and sorrow for Wudang forever." "Ah, your words are so philosophical."
It’s snowing in the east. "In fact, there should be another sentence." "What sentence?"
It’s snowing in the east. "He’s so shameless that monkeys can bully him like this, which shows how he can pretend to be a root and not care about his face."
After getting started, there are three people, namely, A Cai, Dong Fang Piao Xue and Wei Qing Gong. The others have failed in their flying skills, but they have to continue to cultivate Dong Fang Piao Xue. They have to deal with it and help Famashan to stay in the mountain and continue to cultivate what they can. A Cai left by herself.
Entrust the alliance to Ximen Qing to deal with a little miscellaneous things, and learn all the martial arts skills (I didn’t finish practicing). A Cai is finally going to the mountain.
The scourge of Wudang enemy will finally "harm" Wulin and "poison" the sky.
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The body of the first chapter at the beginning of Xiangyang
When the game was displayed, it was 19 years, that is, the game history of the first year of Emperor Xiandi Chuping was written in this year.
In 19 years, Emperor Han Ling was seriously ill, and the court ordered Dong Zhuo and the state shepherd to hand over his troops to Huang Fusong. Dong Zhuo made an excuse to refuse and stationed in Hedong to observe the changes in the sky.
Soon after, Emperor Ling of Han died of illness, Emperor Shao of Han ascended the throne and recruited Dong Zhuo to enter Beijing to kill the eunuch Dong Zhuo. Before he entered, Dong Zhuo was dead. Dong Zhuo was greeted by the eunuch in Beimang, and the little emperor was also in Luoyang.
At that time, Miao, the general who entered the younger brother’s chariot, was killed by the Ministry, and Miao Qu was led by Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo also instructed Lu Bu to kill Jin Wu and Ding Yuan annexed his troops. The Kyoto Ministry of War was in Dong Zhuo’s hands.
When Dong Zhuo was in charge, he abolished Han Shaodi and changed to Chen Liuwang and Han Xiandi. His ministers did not dare to compete. Dong Zhuo claimed to be in charge of the former general’s affairs, axe and cymbals, and changed the seal to Hou Zhou. Soon Dong Zhuosheng went to the country to enter the DPRK, but he did not follow the sword to seal Dong Zhuo’s mother Chi Yangjun.
In the 19th year of Gengwu and the first year of Chuping, Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty, was in the second year of Dong Zhuo’s reign, when he controlled the imperial court, he was officially rehabilitated and a large number of party celebrities emerged. In 1997, Sun Jian, the prefect of Changsha, crossed Jingzhou to kill Jingzhou, and Wang Rui ordered Liu Biao to be the secretariat of Wang Rui. At this time, Liu Biao was ordered to be the secretariat of Jingzhou.